Seriously. He can kiss my ass.
Two days ago? The coldest it’s been in our area in 115 years. Yes, that’s right, 115 years.
This was yesterday morning – after some of the snow had started melting into the ground.
It hasn’t snowed and stuck on the ground in April (and on April 21st!) for as long as I can remember. And I’ve lived in this general area for over 20 years.